Political SMS, Text Messages

+25

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

+35

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

+48

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

+50

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

+24

In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

+36

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

+42

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.

+15

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

+20

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

+30

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

+36

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

+24

Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe police diploma after MBA.
Sweeper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for mad’s of India.

+39

The Latest New Dance Craze Is Called “The Politician”.It’s Two Steps Forward,One Step Backward And Then A Sidestep ;-> :

+25

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

+48

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy.
Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy.
Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane.I will make the whole world happy!