Naughty SMS, Text Messages

+53

A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell.
Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

+25

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

+35

Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
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Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.

+40

Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.

+35

Man asked to his wife:Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

+46

Clouds r white but the sky is blue
monkey like u should b kept in the zoo
don’t get angry you’ll find me there too
not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!

+34

Father to son:If You don’t pass your Exams this time Don’t call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry sir.

+42

Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.?
Boy: 30 to 40 times.
Girl: are you mad.?
Boy: no I am hairstylist.

+24

Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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.
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“Watch Man”

+39

I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
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“Pay The Bill”

+29

Very important health tips for 2009
don’t eat
burgers,
pizzas,
chat,
ice cream,
&
chocolate,
Without
ME!

+20

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

+24

Old phrase:A bird in hand is better than to in bush.

New phrase: A boot on bush is better than two in foot

+42

What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..
I hate u..
No..
I miss u..
No..
I wish u..
NO..
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance:)

+30

From the moment I saw u
I wanted to be inside u
I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels
the way u tighten and loosen NEW SHOES..