Marriage SMS, Text Messages

+37

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

+24

”MARRIAGE”
Is Nature’s Way
Of Preventing
”PEOPLE”
From Fighting With
”STRANGERS” … ;->

+28

Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

+40

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”

+50

At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake! Of course!

+38

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a MARRIED MAN!

+29

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

+43

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didn’t notice

+24

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

+31

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :) ”

+26

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

+34

Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken

+46

When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

+40

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

+30

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!