Insult SMS, Text Messages - Page 5

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Not Every Flower Can Represent Love,
But Rose Did It.
Not Every Tree Can Stand Thirst
But Cactus Did It.
Not Every Monkey Can Read SMS
But You Did It…

+48

God Granted Me One Wish.
I Asked For World Peace,
He Said Its Impossible Please Ask For Something Else.
I Asked Him To Make You Intelligent,
He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…

+28

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

+32

If someone Hurts You, Ignore it
If You can’t Ignore it, Forget it
If You can’t Forget, Laugh at it
If You can’t Laugh, You Deserve It

+50

Flowers dies
Stories ends
Songs fades
Memories r forgotten
All things comes 2 end
But people like u always remain 4ever
B’coz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!

+15

I’m proud that Ur my friend coz Ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
in short Ur 100% MAD!!