Insult (Hindi) SMS, Text Messages

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Boy to Girl:- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho..
Girl:- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass Gadhe kyo Khade hai.

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Aapki 1 baat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,
Dimaag To AAPKE Paas hai hi nahi!!!!

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COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI, ABHI DEKHNA EK NIRALA BANDER HATH ME MOBILE PAKAD KAR KITNE MAST ANDAJ SE SMS PAD RAHA HAI..

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Kya Ankhen
Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai
Aisa Lagta Hai
Jaise Pipal Ke Ped Se Koi Langur Utar Ke aaya Hai
Bura laga?
Nahi?
Toh Wapas Chad jao

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Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
Wah wah.
Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
BANDAR bhi message pad raha hai,
EDUCATED hua zamana..
Wah wah…

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Hum bhi sundar phool hai
Tum bhi sundar phool ho,
Hum hindi ke phool hai
Tum English ke fool ho……

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Gadhon ki race..
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Abay Bhaag message baad main parh pehle baag..??

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Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?

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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

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Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.

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Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar,
pagalon ke maharaja,
hindustani bewaqufon ke sardar,
noore chashme husne paglistan
sms padh ke muskura rahe hain!!

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Aap hamari gali main aaye
thora sa sharmaya
thora sa muskuraya
thora sa ghabraya
aur phir zor se bolay !” allah ke naam pe dede baba”

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Aaj kal tum muskurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko tum bhati bahut ho
dil karta hai dinner par lejaon tumhe,
par suna hai tum khati bahut ho.

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Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar wo to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…