I’d Love To Ask How Old You Are
+26I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
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Which Is The Painful Way Of Death
+19Which is the painful way of death? Poison, Murder, Accident!, Tsunami!!! Don’t worry. its simple very very simple. ‘ur smile’.
There An Urgent Meeting In The Jungle
+40There an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyone there.. lions, tigers, and ape, but the meeting cant start because the monkey is reading this text
Scientific Question For U………
+50Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Ha Ha Ha
Have You Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic
+35Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Do U Remember Ur Childhood
+45Do u remember Ur childhood? wen u went to a toy shop and asked shopkeeper – uncle how much cost of that monkey?…and shop keeper reply-that is a mirror my child..
Difference Between Fate N Stupidity
+34Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!
It Is Psychologically Proved That
+20It is psychologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys, monkeys, use their thumb to read messages. don’t change your finger now its to late !
I Like Watching You
+30I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!
Your Face Is Such A Mess
+28Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because
+35In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry
Two Facts Of Life Fact
+42TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch Ur lower lip with Ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
Clouds R White But The Sky Is Blue
+23Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!
He Doesn’t Know The Meaning Of The Word
+31He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
Qualities A Friend Must Have
+48Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend