Husband And Wife (Hindi) SMS, Text Messages

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Shohar Apni Biwi Ko Dafna Kar Ghar
Aya He Tha Ki
Achank Zor Se Bijli Chamki
Or
Tufani Barish Shuru Ho Gai,
Shohar Ne Asman Ko Dekha Or Bola!
Lagta Hai Pohnch Gai…

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Wife:Jab Mein Gaana Gati Hoon Toh Aap Balcony Mei Kyoun Chaley Jatey Hain?
Husband:Ta Ki Kahin Muhaley Waley Yeh Na Samjhein Ki Me Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hon.

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Wife Shopping Kar Ke Aayi Aur Husband Ne Darwaza Khola,
Wife:Ye Dabba Utha Lo.
Husband: Is Mein Zarur Mere Khane Ki Koi Chez Hogi,
Wife:Han, Mere Sandal Hain..

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Wife:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati:Shahjahan jitna.
Wife:Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati:Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der kar rahi ho.

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Wife:Suno Ji,Aapko Mujh Mein Sab sey Zyada Kya Acha Lagta Hai Meri Beauty Ya Meri Aqalmandi?
Husband:Mujhe To Ye Teri Mazak Karne Ki Aadat Sabsey Achi Lagti Hai.

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Wife:Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband:15 din aur ruk jao….

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WIFE: Janu Aaj Koi Aisi Baat Kaho Ki Mein Khush Bhi Ho Jau aur Jal Bhi Jau Husband: Janu Tum Meri Zindagi Ho Or . . . Or . Lannat Ha Aisi Zindagi Pey;-)

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Husband:BHAGWAN ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE:BHAGWAN ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nahi chaba sakte?

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Husband:Kya Tum ne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
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Nahi…
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Husband ne pher poocha,
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Nahi…
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Pher poocha,
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Wife:Nahi Kaha na,
Plz Ab Bhonkna Band Karo ;-)

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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI :Ek dum.
Aadmi:To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangeter bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
mohalla sutna hai….

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Wife:Suna hai ki jannat me husband
ke sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband:Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain ..

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Man:Sir meri biwi kho gayi hai.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,police station me complain dijiye.
Man:Kya karoon,khushi ke mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha….

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Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dongi!
Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatain kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar….;-)

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Husband:raat ko maine ek horror movie dekhi,1 chudail kabhi mere aage kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki……