Husband And Wife SMS, Text Messages

+30

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

+40

Wife:I Think Our Daughter is in Love with Someone?
Husband:How Do U Know??
Wife:B’coz She ?s Not Asking For Pocket Money?

+16

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
Moral:always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

+35

Man 1- I Notice that Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties.
Man 2- No! Actually Our Telephone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->

+50

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jump In Fast…………………………….

+42

Wife- Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad
Husband- Ya ?
Wife- I Gave Him Food Yesterday & Today He Gifted Me A Book How To Cook?

+25

Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Friend & The Maid.
Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work! ..;-)

+30

A fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters away, but they can’t see a pillar from two meters while parking a car..

+28

The Husband is the Head of the Family,
But
Wife is the Neck of the Family,
which can turn the head any where she wants ;-)

+34

70 year old man asked his wife.
Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?
Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can?t drive it.

+49

Husband n wife went 2 picnic,
At picnic spot husband lost her wife.
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.
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MORAL:LUCK BY CHANCE.

+35

A couple were arguing.
Wife: You don’t like anybody in my family.
Husband: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

+24

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no

+42

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

+18

Man 2 pretty girl in market: I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?
Girl: Why?
Man: B’Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-)