+403 ways to catch tiger
Newton : allow tiger to catch u & catch it
Einstein : chase until it became tired then catch.
Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
+33Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
+16True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
+38Can v do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
“MOSQUITO”
+39Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs to bring the Firemen under control.
+20Last night was my fault, my wife asked, “what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”
+33Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
+41Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-energy
X-excitement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
+33Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
+28An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
+40Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
+222 men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Men 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Men 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
+34Someday u may lose your hair. You may lose ur teeth- your money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.B’coz u cant lose what u don’t have!
+45What’s the difference between wife n neighbors wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbor’s wife is like an ice-cream, should hv immediately.
+34Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
