Funny (Hindi) SMS, Text Messages

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Ye Soch Ke Hum Ne Exam Ke Dino Main Ladki Fasai ,

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Har Kamyabi Ke Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)

This SMS was submitted by Tarun.

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Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho?

Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha hai
abhi exam chal rahe hain.

This SMS was submitted by Avinash Singla.

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Most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break up…
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“chal-chal hurrr…”..:P

This SMS was submitted by Parveen.

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After Breakup…..
Boy: Dil me 1 jazbaat hai dabau kaise, ruswana ho jau chhupau kaise, Tanha chhod gyi ho mujhe jabse,
Maa kasam itna khush hu ke batau kaise.

This SMS was submitted by Bunnu.

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Break up ke baad aisa kiyon lagta hai ki saala sabhi sad songs apne liye hi likha gya ho..P

This SMS was submitted by Mayur Khanna.

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Dost Pathan Se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Haan
Dost: Kis K Saath?
Pathan:Biwi K Saath!
Hum ne 3 bar talak dia
Jab woh rone laga to hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

This SMS was submitted by Aman.

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Aadmi kumbh ke mela mein- he prabhu,teri kripa se kumbh ke mele mai
bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai, kabhi pati-patni par bhi kripa barsao!

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Ek dost dusere dost se:”yaar dhoka ho gya”.
Friend-”kya ho gya?”.
student-”bhai kitab ke paise mangvaaye the,gharwalo ne kitab hi bhej
di’.

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Aadmi jyotish se:meri shaadi kyon nahi ho rahi..?
Jyotish:ab qudrat ne teri qismat mein dukh nahi likhey to mein kya karun…

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Geeta mein likha hai?
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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

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Teacher- Netaji, aapka beta fail ho gaya hai aur aap laddu khila rahe
hai?Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai,bahumat to mere bete ke
saath hai.

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EK LARKI KI DUA
Qasam se har larkay ko bhula dongi,
Sabhi Tasveerain jala dongi,
Ek Tum he Raho gay is Dil main,
Balance Dalwa do Tumhain dua dongi.

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Son: Mom mubarak ho, meri 7 Janmo ke liye job lag gayi hai.
Mom: Acha beta wo kon si?
Son: Mujhay Star Plus ki Serial me kaam mil gaya hai..

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Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:Pehla Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
Dusara tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigarette Jalana…

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Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!