If You Are In Tension……….
+38If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
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After A Quarrel,A Wife Said To Her Husband
+26After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you. The husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
Today, Tomorrow And Yesterday
+27Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be, one heart that would always beat for you,You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
Can U Pronounce Good English
+35Can u pronounce good English:- read along woof,roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Q: Do U Know Y In A Couple’s Photo
+24Q: Do u know y in a couple’s photo man is on the right side & woman on the left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet, Liabilities are on the Left Side & Assets on the Right!
Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be
+34Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Sam: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Sam: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Misuse Of English!………….
+36Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So the Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Don’t Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
Judge: Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife
+29Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honor, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
U R A Nice Person…
+44U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Only True Friends Stand By U
+24Only true friends stand by u during bad times.
I promise, I will attend ur wedding.
Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams…..
+34Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
TEACHER: Johny, How Do You Spell
+21TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Teacher : What Do You Call A Person
+32Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Boy: I Am Not Rich Like Sid……..
+17Boy: I am not rich like Sid, I don’t even have a bid car like Sid. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Sid.
A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said …
+29A recently fired stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”