Exam (Hindi) SMS, Text Messages

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Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

Socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

Bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

Or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya

Kia bataon Yaar paper tha physics or mein chemistry le aya… :)

This SMS was submitted by Keshav Dhingra.

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A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well!!!

But A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall And Says:

“Abe Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya’n Ja Rahi Hain” :P

This SMS was submitted by Honey.

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Aaj books kholien to pata chala pappu !.

“Ke aa v nhi anda te aa v nhi aanda;-)”

This SMS was submitted by Kamal.

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Lambi Parhai Remix :

Chaar Dino Ka EXAM O Rabba,
Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,

Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jaan meri jae hamesha.
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa.
Soya raha main classon me apni,
Teacher se rooz roz pit ke mein aaya.
Kitna pita hon,sooj gaya hoon,
Chalna phirna bhul gaya hoon.

4 Dino Ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
Lambi parhai lambi parhai..

This song is dedicated to all the students….!

This SMS was submitted by Haranjot.

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Exam ke booj ne cheen li hain sharartain meri”

“Log samjhte hain ke maa ka ladla sudhar gaya..

This SMS was submitted by Lovely.

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Kal bohat dino ke baad kitab kholi tou pta chala
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Ye bhi nahi aata
Ye bhi nahi aata
Ye bhi nahi aata
Ye bhi nahi aata

This SMS was submitted by Karam.

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1 Student Exam Ke Hall Mein Betha Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Raha Tha
Duty Pe Aaye Teacher Ne Kaha Paper Mein To Hand Ki Diagram Ka Question Nahi Hai.

Student: Me Paper Banane Wale Pe
Lanat Bhej Raha Hun..:)

This SMS was submitted by Karam.

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Dad: Result ka kya hua?

Son: Dad aek good news hai aur ek bad news

Dad: Good news bata

Son: Main pass ho gya

Dad: GREAT aur bad news

Son: Good news galat hai..:)

This SMS was submitted by Hemant.

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Students While Studying For Exams

-Books and Notes Open

-Highlighting Sentences

-Pen In Mouth

-Blank Page

-Eating Drinking

-Turning Pages

-Reading ‘Headings’

-Thinking About Where To Start From

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Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhe Bohut Tension Ho Rahi Hai
Please Pray For Me :P ;)

This SMS was submitted by Kanika.

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Father: What about your result?
Son: Woh headmaster saab ka beta fail hai
Father: What about you.
Son: Woh doctor saab ka beta bhi fail hai
Father: And whats your result.?
Son: Woh khan saab ka beta bhi fail hai
Father: You idiot, i am asking about yours
Son: Aap President ho jo apka beta paas hoga!!

This SMS was submitted by Kanika.

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“FAIL” Hote Hain To Koi “Haal” Tak Nahi Puchta

“PASS” Hote Hain To Duniya “TREAT” Khane Aa Jaati Hai.

This SMS was submitted by Govind Dhiman.

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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,

Neend mujhe apni or ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gya

Or

1 raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhe so gaya!

This SMS was submitted by Ajay Kumar.

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Kya aap ko pata hai..??

Books samne rakh kar bhi na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hai..??
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“Mobile”;-)

This SMS was submitted by Malik.

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C.A Karne Wale Ki Love Story:

Mein 3 Saal Ka Tha
Woh Peeda Hui
Mein Ne School Admission Lia
Woh 2 Saal Ki Thi
Mein Primary Mein Tha
Woh Prep Mein Thi
Mein Middle Mein Tha
Woh Primary Mein Thi
Main Matric Mein Tha
Woh Middle Mein Thi
Mai F.A Mein Tha
Woh Matric Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein tha
Woh F.A Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Woh B.A. Mein thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Woh M.A. Mein Thi..
Main C.A. Mein Tha
Woh M.Phil Mein Thi
Mein C.A Mein Tha
Woh Ph.D Mein Thi
Mein C.A Mein Tha
Woh Doctor Ban Gai
Kal Uski Shadi Hai
Aur Mera C.A Ka Paper Hai…

This SMS was submitted by Jasky.

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Aaj Ka Sawaal

Ek Ghanta parhne aur ek ghanta na parhne se kia fark pardhta hai???

GHANTA fark pardhta hai… :)

This SMS was submitted by Jasky.