Christmas SMS, Text Messages - Page 4

If A Big Fat Man Creeps Into Your Bedroom

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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

It Is The Month Of Cakes And Candles

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It is the month of Cakes and Candles, Snow and Songs, Carols and Joys, Laughter and Love, Its DECEMBER.. Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!

Christmas Gift Suggestions:

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Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Let Christmas Not Become A Thing Merely

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Let Christmas not become a thing Merely of merchant’s trafficking, Of tinsel, bell and holly wreath And surface pleasure, but beneath The childish glamor, let us find Nourishment for soul and mind. Let us follow kinder ways Through our teeming human maze, And help the age of peace to come From a Dreamer’s martyrdom.

It Was Always Said Of Him

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It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, “God Bless Us, Every One!

Merry Christmas Indeed

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Merry Christmas indeed. I had thought Happy Christmas was a British thing as I heard it in the late 80s while I was living there. If it is the media, damn them and lumps of coal in their stockings.

At The Stroke Of Midnight On Christmas

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At the stroke of midnight on Christmas, if a fat man dressed in a red suit jumps through your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack, don’t panic. I told Santa I wanted YOU for Christmas!Merry Christmas