April Fool SMS, Text Messages

If U Don’t Mind

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If u don’t mind

If u don’t feel bad

If don’t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle
Happy April fool Day

Am Going To U.S.A.

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Am Going To U.S.A.
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Don’t Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
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After 4 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010

If Today Any 1 Talks & Praises U 4 Ur

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) good looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before April 1st.

A – U R Attractive

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A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – he he he……..
I – I’m
J – JOKING
Happy April Fool Day!

Today,Tomorrow And Forever There Will Be

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Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

In Your Life,When You Wake Up

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In your life,when you wake up ,& don’t see any one, then come to me, I’ll be there to hold Ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Your Girlfriend Is:Smart.

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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

When Things Go Wrong

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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Happy April Fool Day.

You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C: Creating
U: Useless
T: Troubles
E: Everywhere..
Happy April Fool Day

U Will Be A ROSE For All TREES

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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

Hey Get Ready, My Marriage Is Fixed.

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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st April is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

Watch ND TV News Hurry!!!

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Watch ND TV news hurry!!!
India is selected for super 8 because Srilankan Players got caught in drug test!
Stupid April fool!

So Sweet Is Ur Smile???

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So Sweet is Ur SMILE???
so Sweet is Ur STYLE???
so Sweet is Ur VOICE???
so Sweet is Ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!

Some One..Misses U..Needs U..

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Some One..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …