Abbreviation SMS, Text Messages - Page 2

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Fuck Off
Yes fuck off
Ooh! Don’t get the wrong meaning.
Fuck OFF means:
F- Friend like
U- U
C- Can
K- Keep
O- Our
F- Friendship
F- Forever..

This SMS was submitted by Guddu.

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You are a DOG…

Dog Means.
D= Don
O= Of
G= Girls

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Do you know the full form of COLLEGE

C- Come
O- On
L- Lets
L- Love
E- Each
G- Girl
E- Equally

That’s why Boys go to college regularly.

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Did you know meaning of WOMEN?

W- Want
O- One
M- Man for
E- Every
N- Night

This SMS was submitted by Guddu.

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ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us:
CHESS : Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.
COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment.
AIM : Ambition In Mind.
DATE : Day And Time Evolution.
EAT : Energy And Taste.
TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted.
PEN : Power Enriched In Nib.).
SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression.
BYE : Beside You Every-time..:):):)

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Abbreviations For Our Degrees:
B.A —- Beautiful Angle
B.E —- Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc — Beautiful Structure
B.L — Beautiful Lips
M.B.A — Married But Available
L.L.B – Love for Leagal Boy

This SMS was submitted by Guddu.

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ISLAM stands for:
I = I
S = Should
L = Love
A = Always
M = Muhammad

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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Don’t get confused , SORRY means:

S-> Some,
O-> One Is,
R-> Really,
R-> Remembering
Y-> You..
Have a wonderful day..:)

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Live With The 3 E’s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F’s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.

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L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=waste of time.
e=end of life.
So don’t LOVE.

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What is the true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning…
So study hard ok !!!!

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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Lecture: An art of transferring information.

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GOOD MORNING:-
G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2
M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: New day 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God

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When U miss me just say: C.L.I.C.K
C=Can’t live without u.
L=Love U.
I=I miss U.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss from my Heart to u
So, When U miss me just say:- (CLICK)

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Meaning of Father:-
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who’s There
H= He’s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!